summary of my blog: i will never again be as good as the post you followed me for.
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Anonymous asked: h8ers h8in' cuz Remus' game's on lock. 24.media. tumblr. com/tumblr_lx8np5tE8I1r9uw6co1_400. gif
I love illiterate anons. Unfortunately, you’re not exactly succeeding in convincing me that “Remus’ game’s on lock.” Unless, of course, you’re referring to his talent for being a complete loser who never once voices an opinion of his own. I’m not hating him because he’s “amazing/awesome/Sirius’ wifey.” I’m hating on him because he’s a bastard.
I have such a difficult time tolerating people who fangirl over Remus. He’s the single most insufferable, boring, stereotypical, spineless, shitty character I’ve ever had the misfortune to read about. If he’s a introduced as a main character in fic, then I automatically stop reading, because it’s usually clear that the author is attempting to write him in as Sirius’ best friend, whilst diminishing Sirius’ relationship with James in favor of teh hawt Jily. How about no.
Anonymous asked: I love yo' sushi roll, it's hotta than wasabi.
Let’s see here, we got slash, crack, lemon, lime, PWP, fluff, angst, AU. Seriously, it’s like some sort of shady fanfic underground.
- Mom: I saw your blog on Tumblr.
bookstores and libraries should be like churches, man
you’re not allowed to judge anyone in a bookstore no matter what kind of books they’re looking at
literary nuts can read trashy romance novels
adults can sit cross legged on the floor and read picture books
christians can read the koran and buddhists can read books about satanism
mother of four can read a self-help book on spicing up her sex life
divorced cop can read a book about sexuality
no one gets to judge and no one gets to say anything about it - that is sacred fuckin territory and as long as you aren’t ripping out pages and stuffing them in your pants, you can look at any kind of book you want
even twilight
holy shit yes
even if you see a teenage girl tearing up as she nears the end of breaking dawn YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF
SYLVIA PLATH DIED FOR YOUR LIBRARY CARD
HATE THE BOOK NOT THE READER
I just realized that my list of ships doesn’t contain a single heterosexual pairing. The closest I get is Ron/Hermione/Harry, and I find this completely hysterical. Attempting to think of a straight pairing that I actively support, but so far I have nothing, except maybe Tony/Effy (Skins), which is still ten different kinds of fucked up.
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